Weepy Folk Guy Sad (Or Happy?) About the Blazers
"I wanna see them win. I wanna see them win. Blazers." [Good luck understanding much of anything else.]
The Cheese Rock of the 90s is Alive in Portland
"Bust-a-bucket, who'd a dunk it, Blazer duty, super sunk it, slam it, geez it, killer trees it, go up get it, got it, good."
Unabashed White Guy Rap
"Game time about to start, let's win and climb the chart. Let's go blazers!"